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WIF AIR

WIF AIR • MEME FLIGHT OPERATIONS

WE'RE CLEAR FOR TAKEOFF

Welcome aboard the most unhinged airline in crypto. No refunds. No gravity. Only altitude.

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Flight

WIF420

Gate

PUMPFUN

Status

ON TIME

Altitude

TO THE MOON ft

WIF AIR plane with hat
Entering controlled airspace

FLIGHT STATUS

Airport Board Live

Gate announcements, departures, arrivals, and turbulence alerts.

Gate Announcements: Last call for paper hands. Proceed to exit. • Gate Announcements: Last call for paper hands. Proceed to exit. • Gate Announcements: Last call for paper hands. Proceed to exit. •
FlightDestinationGateTimeStatus
WIF420Moon (LUNA)PUMPFUN12:45BOARDING
WIF007Valhalla (ODIN)HAT13:10FINAL CALL
WIF222Liquidity IslandLP13:30DELAYED
WIF888Dubai (DXB)VIP14:05ON TIME
WIF101Greenland (ICE)COLD14:40BOARDING

WIF AIR SKY MAP

WIF AIR — Live US Airspace

A simplified radar view of active meme flights across the United States.

LIVE • LIMITED TRAFFIC
Airspace updated 3s ago

Active Flights

Operations Mode

Fuel Allocation

Fuel Allocation

Flight Fuel

Main propulsion for long-distance flights and sustained altitude.

Air Traffic Control

Keeps routes clear, timing precise, and chaos under control.

Cabin Systems

Supports onboard experience, announcements, and crew operations.

Emergency Reserve

Reserved for unexpected turbulence and extreme conditions.

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  2. 2. Swap for WIF ticket.
  3. 3. Board the hype flight.

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Passenger

Degen Passenger

Seat

69A

Gate

PUMPFUN

Flight

WIF420

Destination

Moon (LUNA)

Group

DEGENS

QR scan for meme clearance. Audio ding optional.

Safety Briefing

Read Before Takeoff

Safety Rules

  • Fasten your bags. Turbulence is normal.
  • Oxygen mask before checking the chart.
  • No crying in Economy.
  • Diamond hands get extra legroom.

In-flight Services

  • Complimentary hopium.
  • Peanuts optional.
  • Emergency memes under your seat.
  • Altitude check every 15 minutes.

Crew

Meet the Meme Flight Team

Captain Wif

Refuses to land until chart turns green

Hours flown: 4,200

Co-pilot Hat

Adjusts altitude based on vibes only

Hours flown: 2,808

ATC

Clears flights with memes, not radar

Hours flown: 9,999

Ground Crew

Fueling the planes with pure hopium

Hours flown: 1,337

Incident Reports

Cartoon News From the Runway

All stories are parody. No real-world incidents, only memes.

WIF AIR requests landing at the White House
vip landing2026-01-21

WIF AIR requests landing at the White House

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Fleet formation breaks through golden hour skies
turbulence2026-01-21

Fleet formation breaks through golden hour skies

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Blue sky patrol confirms meme airspace secure
classified2026-01-21

Blue sky patrol confirms meme airspace secure

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